Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We just shotgunned beers for America
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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