So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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