Don't you send me to vm
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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