He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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