so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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