everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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