I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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