He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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