Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Dick very happy bro
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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