But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
A bitchslap is in order.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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