I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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