i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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