Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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