Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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