Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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