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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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