all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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