All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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