these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I wear drunk well.
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