and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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