But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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