Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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