when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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