Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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