Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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