I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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