4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
we're so committed to being not committed
Oh god it's open bar.
Congratulations! We have a period
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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