I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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