I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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