Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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