I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
