I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
These tits shall not be calmed
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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