She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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