I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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