Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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