So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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