I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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