She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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