I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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