So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I need to sanitize my soul.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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