I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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