I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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