i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm really busy with my period
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