All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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