dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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