Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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