As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I need to sanitize my soul.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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