It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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