Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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