There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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