i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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