I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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