Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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