left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Someone signed my nipple.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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