I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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